Titanic [murasakibara x reader]

“What?! I'm not small! It's the world that's too big!!” -Himuro Arakawa

"Ne, Hobbit-chin, how is it that you're so short?"


You can feel your blood pressure rising at the dumb nickname Murasakibara started calling you this morning. The boy sitting next to Murasakibara cringes at the sight of the forced smile you're giving to the tall boy.


"All humans are short to you, aren't they Titan-kun?"


Murasakibara's eye twitches and you find yourself smiling in content. Victory.


"Anyways, a lot of people find my height to be very attractive. You know... now that I think about it, Tetsuya-kun likes shorter girls, doesn't he? He's my ideal height; just tall enough for me to be able to rest my head on his chest, and just short enough that I can kiss him without having to go on my tip toes."


The tall boy sitting in the seat diagonal to yours pouts childishly, giving you the most outrageous puppy-dog eyes he can.


"[Name]-chin, you don't have to be mean about it. I like you almost as much as I like my sweets."


You chuckle a little and pout back. "Sometimes I don't even know how we fell for each other. You like tall girls and I like shorter boys, but here we are." You grab the snickers bar from your bag and hand it to your boyfriend, "I love you anyways you giant oaf."


Murasakibara grabs the chocolate bar and immediately rips it open.


"I love you too Hobbit-chan~!"